{"id":770,"date":"2007-11-01T23:24:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-01T23:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogger.scottyanderson.com\/?p=770"},"modified":"2007-11-01T23:24:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-01T23:24:00","slug":"forgot-to-sign-timesheet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.scottyanderson.com\/?p=770","title":{"rendered":"Forgot to Sign Timesheet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to the fire department because I forgot to sign my timesheet. While I was down there I was talking with Brenda about my night out on the town. I told her what I said in our conversation is a secret. Not a tightly guarded one, but one that I would like to keep.<\/p>\n<p>Later that night while on the engine with Andrew we talked about what he did the night before. As it turned out he didn&#8217;t know what Russell was talking about when Russell told Andrew what my costume was. So I think that I am going to be able to go out next year with the same thing and no one will know who I am.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to the fire department because I forgot to sign my timesheet. While I was down there I was talking with Brenda about my night out on the town. I told her what I said in our conversation is a secret. Not a tightly guarded one, but one that I would like to keep. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[3],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottyanderson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/770"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottyanderson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottyanderson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottyanderson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottyanderson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=770"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottyanderson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/770\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottyanderson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottyanderson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.scottyanderson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}